Something About that Night: CC McGuire's Back

Scene 1: Things Dun Changed with The New Sideline

(Cookie is at abandoned building, walking in a kola bear fur coat while carrying around an black Gucci book-bag. As she is walking towards to the first steps, a old man steps in front of her.)

COOKIE (narrating): It has been a long time that I've set foot in this building ever since the day that he was found arrested on these goofy charges that had nothing to do with him, but anyways, I came up there to get my stuff because I just had enough of his bullshit and the hoes that he had ran through while we was together but this old ass man came up to me like he knew me on some shit level and I gave the meanest look that I could know and he said to me. 

OLD MAN PETE: Excuse madam, what do you think you're doing by coming up here, you're too pretty to come up in this way?

COOKIE: I know that you ain't the one to talk with your bubble gut neck-ass, talking about I'm too pretty like I never grew up here?

(She pushes him out of her way and went upstairs till she sees his apartment number. Then after a hour and half of walking up the stairs to the third floor, She finally arrives to his apartment and drops kicks the door to get it open. All she see is nothing but pictures of him and some girls that he messed with. She walks towards the bedroom, it was locked.)

COOKIE: Whoever in that room needs to come out right now before I pull the trigger?!  Didn't i stutter?!

(The door opens and it is a woman in a black catsuit with long brown hair.)

COOKIE: Who in the fuck is you? What the hell is you doing in my man's crib in a bodysuit, lil bitch?

BLU: I'm that bitch, sweetie and your man's next wifey to be, baby-girl

COOKIE (narrator): That's when I finally knew that our epic times together between me and MackDaddy Rich Simmons were over when I finally saw this thick looking girl with a Rah Ali booty but had the most crustiest lips ever, man. I just had lost it and punched the girl in the face after she said that she was his wifey and had the nerve to get a key in his crib while being locked up. After I knocked her ass out like Craig did Debo in Friday, i grabbed the most of the stuff that I left over there and put in my Gucci book-bag. 

(She left the room and went out of the door to the elevator but sees a familiar face that is running away from a unwanted menace and She puts her foot in the middle of the floor which trips the person on the floor and puts her foot on his back.)

OG LOC: What the hell you did for, this little boy that's running away from me owes me my money?! You better let me go!

COOKIE: What happens if I don't, because that's my ex's friend that your chasing around here and second of all, what in the hell does he owe you money for, my nigga looking like a chestnut and jelly bean-head sandwich on a field trip looking ass nigga.

OG LOC: This nigga owes me money because of a deal that he and his partner did a while back and their asses haven't paid me back yet so I won't stop chasing his ass, madam. 

COOKIE: Actually, nigga. His partner in crime is in jail at the moment so you won't get the money that he's owes you so you get the stepping before nobody in here has a good day, thank you! 

(She picks her foot on his back and he leaves the hallway to the elevator.) 

COOKIE: Who in the hell was that, Lo?

JUICY LO: Some nigga that me and Mack used to deal for but right after Mack did his own dealings and wanted to me to join him, he got a little fishy because the way that he acted towards Mack.

COOKIE: So have you met your manz's new wifey, Lo? 

JUICY LO: Which one? 

COOKIE: That bitch name Blu, Lo! You don't know her and how many bitches that he wifed up while me and him did our thing man? Tell me.  

JUICY LO: I love you Cook, but I have to hit a stain right now. Another time to link up for this discussion, right?  

COOKIE: No Problem! Love you too, Lo! 

Scene 2: What's the Gas, LO?

(Juicy Lo and Cookie are at the restaurant in L'Enfant Plaza mall, eating one of the best eatery's in town.  Cookie stares at him with the suspicious look on her face and he looks confuse on why she looking at him like that.)

COOKIE (narrating): Me and this nigga, LO was at one of our favorites place to eat at the coolest part of the L'Enfant Plaza: Moe's Southwest Grill. We was having fun or whatever till he brought the fact on why i came up to old dude's apartment and thought that I knew that he had a mixxy girl up there. 

JUICY LO: What happened between you and Mack for you to find out that he had a another girl in his apartment sis?! 

COOKIE: Shit, I would've know if the nigga would've told me if he didn't want a relationship with me after all! I couldn't catch a break when it comes to this relationship shit. 

JUICY LO; Cook, you'll find someone one day! Just don't doubt yourself when it comes to this!

COOKE: Thanks! By the way, what happened with you and old dude that I stomped his back with my foot the other day?  

JUICY LO: Oh, that gummy-bear nigga that I used to deal and hit a stain with, yeah. He was on that "Y'all owe me some money and y'all ain't going nowhere"! but on the real tip is that his bitch is the reason why money is going around to everyone's pocket like a microwave cabin hooker. 

COOKIE: I wasn't even ready for that, but so you saying that the new bitch is spending the bankroll but hitting a lick on you like you did something. 

JUICY LO: Yeah, but he's going to get his real soon!

COOKIE: Just like a true boss! Cheers to that!  

(They clings their cups together and did a cheers.)  

Scene 3: Should've Love Someone Than Your Goofy Ass

(Cookie is at the her bedroom, in a bodysuit and sneakers but the phone rings. It's says, "Unknown Number from New York County Jail)

COOKIE (narrating): I was in the house, coolin and shit, drinking a little henny and smoking a little loud in my bodysuit and sneakers with my fine ass til I got a phone from this goofy ass hammer time looking ass nigga from jail so I had to answer so I could go off his lil bitch ass! 

COOKIE: (ON the phone): What the fuck you want, nigga?! I thought that you were most satisfied with your new bitch, what's her name? Wifey BLU!

MACKDADDYRICH (on the phone): Lemme explain this situation since you're mad about this for once again in your life. We both knew that we couldn't be happy together in a relationship where we both had to deal with baby-daddy drama and the whole "sleep-overs"conversation that I'ma have to deal with but you told me that it was never the case. I always gave love towards you no matter what the situation had happened between us.

COOKIE (On the phone): You don't even know what giving is, mother-fucka! Second of all: The BD and I haven't been together for the whole 3 years on some sort so I don't know why you're bring this nigga up for because, why: You wanna save your own ass because you got caught by the BLU THOT! Don't even play with them sleep-overs shit because it never happened, my nigga since you had a whole gang-full of bitches in your lap while we was together, my nigga! Hope you have someone to keep money in them books and send up them damn honey ass buns and weed-brownies that you be pressed up about. Have a good ass life because I'm done with you and your bullshit!

MACKDADDYRICH (on the phone): Damnit, Cookie! Please don't hang up! 

 (Cookie hangs up the phone and went back to sleep like the true boss and woman that she's destined to be. Then it was a knock at the door but it was unusual knock because it was the person who is at the door. Cookie comes running down and opens the door, it's YUNG BRO and Juicy Lo: Together!)

Scene 4: Guess We're Hitting a LICK?

(YUNG BRO and Juicy Lo comes inside of Cookie's house and sits down on the couch.)

COOKIE: LO, what's going here with you linking up with the BD? I thought that y'all hate each other?

YUNG BRO: We came over here because we want you help to take your mans out!  

COOKIE: First of all, that's not man, Lil Bro! Second of all, LO: tell me what's going on again since BD's not making sense here!  

JUICY LO: Cook, Mack has been putting hits on my back since he's locked up for a while. I just feel like at this point that I've fed up at this stage of the game. By the way, he snitched on one of your home-girls to not do time in there but they don't know that yet. So what we're going to do?

COOKIE: First, me and you are going to hit a stain at his house to snatch all video cameras and possible evidences that he has on you and me, possibly you Yung BRO since he was hella jealous of the way we came in together at one point but anyways. BRO, you are going to be lookout since you can't handle that shit under-pressure, no shade but let the big dogs handle it. If the BLU come around, just flirt with her to the point that she's out of her panties that's so wet from every nigga from the south-side and just make her feel like the shit, Okay BRO?! That's the plan you guys! 

JUICY LO: Okay, "THE Farragut WEST FREAKS" ON 3! 

ALL: 1, 2, 3 FARRAGUT WEST FREAKS!

COOKIE (narrating): As I knew that LO, My BD, and I was going to join together as a team to take down the one and only, MackDaddyRich for the fraudulent having ass bastard that he is, that when I knew that I could trust these guys when they put their ego at the door and knew the deal was hand at on why they had issues beforehand: MackDaddyRich! Good Luck on finding out on what we did on the stain we hit on old boy and the flirtation that BD did on mixxy bitch.   

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